An 80 year old Nkayi man, Thomas Mlamuli has sought court protection after getting fed up with beatings from his 45 year old wife who accuses him of unsatisfactory and sub-optimal performance when it comes to ‘bedroom gymnastics’
Mlamuli told a court that he developed erectile problems in 2009 but his wife- Novuyo Mpofu is having none of it.
Mpofu told the court that their bedroom marathons now last no more than a measly two minutes. The court heard that the pair have been married for 25 years. READ MORE AFTER THE CUT
“She demands too much s*x from me and when I fail to satisfy her she likes to punch me and sometimes hit me with a log that she keeps under the bed,” he told magistrate Stephen Ndlovu.
“It started in 2009. After that I began to use s*x arousing concoctions. But in 2012 the problem got worse as the concoction failed to help me”.
In her defence, Mpofu accused her hubby is having too many s*x adventures outside their marriage. “He is having extra-marital affair that is why he falls to s*xually satisfy me.
“A session does not last more than two minutes. At one point I discovered a used condom in his pocket. After that a fight broke out.” Mpofu was remanded out of custody to July 1.
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